THEE's ProfileLast logged in:  September 18, 2020
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Personal Details
Age:46
Gender:Woman
Looking for a:Man
Who is:30 to 50 years old
I am from:Noordhoek, Cape Town, South Africa
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Profile Details
Basic Information
Marital Status: Single
Religion: Spiritual but not religious
Languages: Afrikaans, English
Referred by: Referred by a friend
Physical Appearance
Ethnicity: Caucasian (white)
Height: 5' 5" (165 cm)
Body Type: Voluptuous
Eye color: Brown
Hair color: Black
Body art: Piercings you'll have to ask about, Pierced...ear(s)
Best feature: Nice rack (not for spices!)
Lifestyle
Sense of humor: Dry / Sarcastic: I'm not bitter because I'm single. Quite the opposite, Obscure: I'm usually the only one laughing, Goofy: Cartoons still crack me up
Exercise: Once in a blue moon
Daily diet: Quick and easy
Smoking: No
Drinking: On special occasions
Living situation: Live with familiy member(s)
Kids: Yes - at home full-time
Want children: No
Professional Life
Job schedule: I work overtime some days
Current annual income: I make a comfortable living
Employment status: Self-employed
Education: Some tertiary education
Interests
Hobbies: I make fun of stupid people. Y'all should try it some time. Great stress reliever and it's free. Pick any place (I like restaurants) sit down and watch the people around you. It works best when you have a couple of friends with you .. Please note: I cannot be held responsible if you fuck up and get your ass beaten up by some big dude.
Hot spots: I'd prefer to serve you a home cooked meal. Nothing beats my lasagna, but I have to admit, I can't bake to save myself. Dessert would be from a cake shop somewhere .. FFS, I can't be good at everything !!!!
Sports: Golf, Walking / Hiking, Cycling, Bowling, Billiards / Pool
Favorite things: Music: Eminem, Lil' Wayne, Drake, Emeli Sande, Fall Out Boy, Bastille, Macklemore, Imagine Dragons, Kavinsky, P!nk, Katy Perry, Skrillex, Rihanna Food: My own stuff. Panarotti's Pizza (no other place comes close) Maxi's T-Bone Steak - Medium Rare. Colour: Red, Black, Purple, Silver, Gold, Turquoise, Royal Blue, Baby Blue.
Last reading: I read 'Die Burger' just now .. Yup, the actual paper and NOT online.
Common interests: Travelling, Shopping / Antiques, Music and concerts, Museums and art, Movies / Videos, Coffee and conversation, Business Networking, Cooking
Descriptive information
Date me: I�m a Libra .. That�s code for �Lady in Public ....�
What I want: I prefer to make contact with Cape Town based men. If you don�t have a profile photo, don�t bother. If you smoke, drink heavily, use drugs or have a criminal record - DO NOT contact me. I�m not into the �f#ck buddy� thing, if you have an itch to scratch, may I suggest some Jeyes Fluid, Pool Acid & Wire Brush.