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| Hobbies: | I'll tell you later | | Hot spots: | I'll tell you later | | Sports: | Cricket, Football, Walking / Hiking, Volleyball, Billiards / Pool, Soccer | | Favorite things: | I'll tell you later | | Last reading: | I'll tell you later | | Common interests: | Travelling, Shopping / Antiques, Playing sports, Playing cards, Music and concerts, Hobbies and crafts, Dining out, Cooking, Nightclubs/Dancing |
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| Date me: | 1. i don�t have STD�s.
2. i have not been charged in court. ever.
3. it�s more fun than doing homework.
4. i was not the one who pushed Humpty Dumpty off the wall.
5. i give good back rubs.
6. you might actually enjoy it.
7. i am not a suicide bomber.
8. i don�t use girls as walking credit cards [most of the time.]
9. i have never locked myself in a car.
10. i have never locked my keys in a car.
11. i have never been charged for drunk driving, driving over the speed limit or any other offence pertaining to cars or driving [mainly because i do not own either a license or a car.]
12. i am persistent.
13. i can, at the touch of a button, have pizza delivered to me in 30 minutes or less.
14. i am a really nice person.
15. i am not an alien from a parallel universe bent on taking over your life as you know it.
16. i seldom pick a fight with inanimate objects.
17. i will not go over to your house asking to borrow some underwear because mine are all in the wash.
18. i promise not to bore you by talking about my stamp collection.
19. i am nobody�s fool, but if you want me to be yours, say so.
20. i make a faithful girlfriend.
21. do you want to be known, throughout the History of Man, as the one who let Kristy Gammell get away?
22. i�ll always be there for you when you need me.
23. im not a sexaholic.
24. i remember to stack mattresses below the window before attempting to jump out and fly.
25. people think im hot.
26. everyone in your school thinks im hot.
27. i think its a shame that George Bush comes from Texas.
28. i think its a shame that George Bush had to come from anywhere.
29. im housebroken.
30. i do not have the power to kill you by pointing a wand and yelling "Avarda Kedavra!"
31. i am pretty sure about my sexual orientation.
32. to everything there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven. (Ecc. 3:1 KJV) therefore, you will eventually go out with me. -smile.
33. i change my brush when the blue-colored bristles disappear.
34. i bathe three times a day.
35. your parents love me.
36. i�ll give you a back rub any time you ask.
37. i seldom eat in bed.
38. i don�t snore.
40. you haven�t had a sufficient dose of strangeness in your life.
41. im a good kisser.
42. i have never cut the wrong wire while detonating a bomb.
43. i have never impersonated your mother and tried to persuade you to �bring that nice girl Kristy back for dinner�.
44. if you don�t like it, i can give you a full refund.
45. i don�t call my right butt cheek "Jermaine" and my left butt cheek "Jeremiah".
46. im good at poetry.
47. i have not murdered anyone lately.
48. in the case that i murder someone, i have the wisdom and intellect as to how to hide their bodies so that they are never found.
49. so far, i have managed not to decapitate myself.
50. im everything you�ll ever want, ever need, and have ever dreamed of--and if im not, tell me and i�ll be that for you.
51. i have not pushed the red button �just to see what happens�.
52. i�ve made good friends with the monster under my bed so you have NOTHING to be afraid of.
53. i did not try to take the Ring.
54. i can cook.
55. i will give up my appendix for the right woman.
56. scientific evidence shows that i am much, much smarter than the average stem of broccoli.
57. i promise not to stare at, worship and drool at cute guys when we�re on a date.
58. i try my very best to recycle my cereal boxes.
60. i want someone to share my hopes, dreams, wishes, and hopefully, life with.
61. i have never starred in a hardcore porn movie.
62. i understand the difference between their, there, and they�re.
63. i have never gambled a girlfriend away in a casino.
64. i try very hard not to stare at sex scenes on TV.
65. resistance is futile. you will be assimilated.
67. i never put a red shirt in with the whites.
68. i do not prank call the President and yell "HAPPY NEW YEAR!" down the line on April 1st.
69. i can run faster than an unfired bullet.
70. i have never started singing The Song That Never Ends at the top of my lungs in a crowded elevator.
71. you know, in your heart, that i am the One for you.
72. i have never been in a shaving ad.
73. doesn�t the fact that this is the 73rd reason prove something to you?
74. i love watching WWE.
77. im not afraid to say exactly what i think within the boundaries of sensitivity and tactfulness.
78. if anyone ever hurts you, they�ll wish they�d never been born. -snarl.
79. i don�t talk to my reflection in the mirror [that often.]
80. i don�t �get bored� of the guy im with.
81. i remember to peel the banana before i eat it.
82. i don�t start sniggering uncontrollably when someone mentions something with the word "bra" in it.
83. it would make me smile.
84. it would make you smile too.
85. i have a pulse.
86. i am running out of ideas, but i�ll keep going if that�s what it takes to convince you.
87. i can sing the whole National Anthem.
88. i have enough guts to take risks within my slightly warped scope of reason.
89. for you, i would go on Fear Factor and eat an entire Earthworm Taco.
90. i don�t scream like a bimbo when i see a cute dress in the shop.
91. if the latest, hottest fashion was to wear a oven mitt over your head, i wouldn�t conform.
92. you will be the one person i�ll never lie to.
93. im only a good girl because i believe its only bad if you get caught.
94. i rarely take candy from strangers.
95. im cute and cuddly.
96. i have never stripped naked, crawled on top of a photocopier, and repeatedly pressed the �Start� button.
97. i recognize that the past tense of �put� is not �putted�.
98. no one has EVER called me �boring�.
99. wouldn�t it be cool to date a hot, sassy, unconventional rebel who is madly in love with you?
100. i love you.
101. i swear i didn�t eat Baby Bear�s porridge.
102. I DO NOT OVERUSE THE CAPS LOCK KEY.
103. i do not scrape my vegetables into the plant pot when no one is looking.
104. i rarely stare directly into the sun.
105. i have never misused the tradition of mistletoe as an excuse to smooch my cute cousin.
106. i do not get wet dreams.
107. i always remember to clean the microwave after putting small rodents in it.
108. contrary to popular belief, my cranium does, indeed, contain a brain.
109. the brain which my cranium contains is not of animal origin.
110. i can be easily entertained for hours with simple, colorful, one-piece toys.
111. i dont turn into a werewolf during full moons.
112. i read the National Geographic, and not just for the nude pictures of african gorillas.
113. i have not wet my bed recently.
114. i am a only a few, mere words away from completing the crossword puzzle i began in 1989.
115. i very rarely have homocidial tendencies.
116. i know the capital of Singapore.
117. i have never been fired by Donald Trump.
118. i do not wear a dark, ominous suit with a black helmet and breathe heavily saying, "I am your father."
119. i wear female undergarments.
120. i have never been struck by lightning while simultaneously being hit by a falling meteorite.
121. i do not have a fetish for robots.
122. almost always, i resist the temptation to go up to heavily muscled men and ask them whether i can touch. [credit to jo for this one (: ]
123. i rarely pull off my jersey and run around the field like a headless chicken, top-naked after scoring an award-winning goal.
124. i hardly run down Orchard Road butt naked.
125. i rarely try to convince people that i am, in fact, the REAL princess of Genovia.
126. as of yet, i have never overlooked the importance of regular, continous breathing.
127. i have never flipped the bird to senior citizens over the age of 60.
128. i have never met a piece of chocolate that i didn�t like.
129. i remember to take all safety precautions when i toss lithium ion batteries into a fire.
130. when getting off an elevator at the 21st storey, i rarely push all the buttons so everyone has to stop at every floor on their way down.
131. i do not go around a shopping mall hugging random people.
132. i rarely stand up in the middle of math class to announce to everyone that i would like a pizza.
133. i try my very best not to irritate people by singing the Barney Song.
134. take me now. there will be plenty of time for normal people later.
135. rarely do big, bright, pretty flashing lights mesmerize me for more than 10 minutes.
136. unless i am extremely bored, i do not try to chat up the lamposts on the sidewalk.
137. i hardly ask the lady at MacDonalds for a hamburger without the burger.
138. i do not pee on fire hydrants.
139. Thor thinks you should.
140. Zeus agrees with him.
141. i dont play records backwards and pretend to hear satanic messages.
142. i am smarter than a computer. i can count past 1.
143. i do not throw red and white ping-pong balls on the floor and yell, "Pikachu! i choose you!"
144. i have never used a motor vehicle to create an additional opening in a building.
145. when i jump up in the air, i always remember to come back down.
146. i will not stand at the door barking sorrowfully when you leave for work till the time you get back home.
147. i try very hard to resist the urge to chase my tail.
148. i am open and honest in relationships [too much for my own good sometimes.]
149. if anybody�s going to do the dumping, it�s you.
150. i did not mastermind Julius Caesar�s death; that was Cassius.
151. i always proof-read to see if i any words out.
152. i do not point to-- ahem, the region where the female assets are located and ask the owners if it is squishy. [credit to jo once again (: ]
153. when using staple guns, most of the time, i remember to point them in the right direction.
154. i do not attempt to drink from the opposite side of the cup.
155. i hardly get drunk on milk.
156. i try my best not to obsess over stupid senseless lists.
157. i don�t have long, scraggly black hair like Sadako.
158. i don�t have greenish, slightly slimy, rotting skin like Sadako either.
159. when i do have greenish, slightly slimy, rotting skin, i always remember to use cover-up.
160. i am an expert in camouflaging myself amongst a group of marching ants. [have you ever seen me in a group of marching ants? no? there you go. (: ]
161. i ma nto dyslexic.
162. i have recently realised that molotov cocktails and not meant for consumption.
163. i dance good.
164. i rarely mistake cornflakes for a very difficult jigsaw puzzle.
165. i promise to stop burping incessantly when you are around.
166. i promise not to steal your candy if you share. ( | | What I want: | fun, outgoing and lots of humour |
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