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| Hobbies: | I'll tell you later | | Hot spots: | I'll tell you later | | Favorite things: | I'll tell you later | | Last reading: | Mind Over Million$;
The Junk-aholics Diet;
Call The Shots;
Divorce Alternatives;
None Of The Fuss;
Responsible Suicide;
Love Covers;
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| Date me: | I live for a living, make money for fun, and do lots of other important stuff, but I am REALLY good at a foot rub, back scratch, filling your glass, and talking spit! A beach bum at heart, I listen with both ears, start again when I�ve burnt the toast, cook a mean pot of luck, and my only regret "in life"? - not finding this site earlier!
You won�t find out much about me from the Zodiac/Star Signs. I used to be a Scorpio, but then I got born again. I thought it would help me to stop sinning, but it didn�t, so now I don�t know what I am and I enjoy sinning more than ever. I wish I knew what was wrong with me. I could say "the devil makes me do it," but the devil complains that I make hIM do it! Which may be true, because an onnie at school said of me, "he can�t go with the flow, he makes the flow go the other way..." (�couldn�t help it, I was just a kid.)
In my past life, I was the dartboard in a very busy Egyptian pub. If I could choose, I�d come back in my next life as, either, a Blonde, the Barbie version, or the Marlboro man.
Nah, I�m talking trap: I was the make-up guy in charge of Potiphar�s wife. Nothing glamorous; burning Olive twigs for soot, and mixing it with Olive oil to make eyeliner every day! ...
(But maybe I�ll just come back as a better looking me.)
What turns me on? Spontaneity, Professionalism, Eloquence, Class, and an effortless smile!
What turns me off? Pretentiousness.
Favourite Song: "Rose Of Cimaron" (Poco)
Favourite Actors: Madeleine Stowe, Helena Bonham Carter, Minnie Driver, Charlize, Morgan Freeman, Ed Norton, Francis Mc Dormond, Al Pacino, Robert de Niro, Tim Robbins, Julia Ormond, Juliette Binoche, etc.
Favourite Movies: "Shawshank Redemption," "English Patient," "Tamarind Seed."
Favourite Author: Me Myself.
Favourite Snack: Toasted boerewors mayonnaise.
Spare Time: Being nice to myself.
Next most favourite person: You! (�Can�t Wait!)
Favourite d�p: Cognac.
Oh ate whose sicksth reece heaven double force heaven f-hive! | | What I want: | I�d like to meet a lady that�s:
Broadminded, but has a conscience;
Able to chat intelligently about alles en nogwat, and have her own opinions;
At home, comfortable, and happy in her body, regardless of its age, shape, or size;
Able to laugh out loud, without being a "loud woman";
Not A Perfectionist!
A fast lady, but a safe driver, and definitely not a back seat driver!
Loves having, and being a friend;
Realistic about life and her expectations of others;
Respects others� space;
Loves cats and well socialised dogs, but hates rodents, reptiles, and arachnids;
Has a heart that�s bigger than her head;
Accepts her own humanity and that of others;
Not given to self-pity or sulking;
Loves cricket, rugby, (boxing?), good food and music to hold hands to!
Still likes ABBA, the Beatles, and a bit of (good ole) punk;
Loves being South African;
Can hide her tattoos and silverware to look nice at the opera;
Believes in God even if she never goes to church;
Enjoys a glass (or 3) of wine, without being a wine snob; (Mind you, she must darem know a Chardonnay, from a Paarl Perl�! )
Who can hum the tune (if not know all the words) of Nkosi Sikele iAfrika;
Enjoys the occasional skinny dip and topless tan, skinnering, and a roll in the hay;
Knows when to leave her nightie in the cupboard;
Has baggage (maybe), but no hang-ups, issues, or phobias.
Never stays the-thunder-in for more than an hour or two, and is quick to kiss and make up, even if the fight is not over yet;
Neither too proud to apologise, nor too stuck-up to forgive;
Never sulks, never worries, and is fanatical about nothing;
Not scared to tell others where to get off;
Knows when to sin and when to saint, and is good at both;
Able to hold her own intellectually and all that, but isn�t verkramp ALL of the time, i.e., she must be able to ... Never mind;
O, ja, and must kiss; gently, gently, not be a chewer of the cud;
... not a drip or a pain in the arm when she�s hung over!
Now that�s MY kind of Girlfriend! |
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