NORMANDO's ProfileLast logged in:  May 22, 2017
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Personal Details
Age:33
Gender:Man
Looking for a:Woman
Who is:18 to 30 years old
I am from:sandton, Johannesburg, South Africa
 Rating
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Profile Details
Basic Information
Marital Status: Single
Religion: Christian
Languages: Other, Xhosa, Sotho, Zulu, Afrikaans, English, Spanish
Referred by: Web Search Engine
Physical Appearance
Ethnicity: Black / African
Height: 5' (152 cm)
Body Type: Athletic
Eye color: Black
Hair color: Black
Best feature: Six pack
Lifestyle
Sense of humor: Campy: The cheesier, the better, Dry / Sarcastic: I'm not bitter because I'm single. Quite the opposite
Exercise: A few times a week
Daily diet: Keep it healthy
Smoking: Sometimes
Drinking: On special occasions
Living situation: Live alone
Kids: Yes - but not at home
Want children: Yes
Professional Life
Job schedule: I hardly work
Current annual income: I can spoil myself
Employment status: Self-employed
Education: Masters degree
Interests
Hobbies: For fun, I enjoy spending quality time with my family and friends. Whether we are making dinner and watching movies, going thrift shopping or grabbing a quick lunch, as long as I am amongst great company with good conversation, I am happy. I also love to sing and I stay active by exercising and participating on a local basketball team.
Hot spots: carnival city,meropa casino and other fun places.
Sports: Aerobics, Baseball, Basketball, Bowling, Weights / Machines, Golf
Favorite things: All the favorite things of people are interesting. But I agree with the second person, it is not a thing but I am always with my dog his name is Rex. He listens to me even though he can not answer me, he's always there. Usually we play in the evenings. I love him very much
Last reading: books
Common interests: Exercising, Cooking, Business Networking, Dining out, Movies / Videos, Music and concerts, Performing arts, Playing sports, Religion / Spiritual, Shopping / Antiques, Travelling
Descriptive information
Date me: If you let me take you to dinner, you get free food. I give good back rubs. I'm a good listener. It's more fun than hitting yourself in the head with a hammer. I have never broken into a bear's home and eaten all his porridge. I have no communicable diseases. You might actually enjoy it. I always resist the urge to poke sharp objects into my ear on the first date. As of yet, I have never overlooked the importance of regular, continuous breathing. I can usually eat spaghetti without getting sauce on my shirt. My shoelaces are hardly ever untied. The rumors of my involvement in the Chernobyl crisis are mostly unfounded. Cats seem to like me. I don't mind them. I like dogs. They don't mind me. I don't cry over spilled milk. I give foot rubs when asked. I have never locked myself out of a car. I'm really a nice person once you get to know me. Would you want to be known throughout history as "the one who let *Savio* get away"? I am not an alien from another dimension bent on world domination. I seldom pick a fight with inanimate objects. I believe that every person has the potential to become great. I feel that reading a good book is an excellent way to spend time. Unlike Vincent van Gogh, I would never cut off my ear for a woman. I feel that a relationship can exist without sex if it needs to. I speak 6 languages: English, C, BASIC, Pascal, Java and HTML. You'll forever wonder what you're missing if you don't date me. I'm not *that* much of an eyesore. I take a bath at least once a day. I'm housebroken. Harrison Ford's too old and Brad Pitt's got Jennifer Aniston; who's left? As hard as it may to believe, I have never lost a pole-vault competition. Stop judging by mere appearances, and make a right judgment. (John 7:24 NIV) I don't turn into a werewolf during a full moon. I am heterosexual. I have never committed a violent crime. I do not make fun of Boutros-Boutros Ghali's name unnecessarily. My teddy bear wants to meet you. To everything there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven. (Ecc. 3:1 KJV) Therefore, you will eventually go out with me. *smile* You haven't had a sufficient dose of strangeness in your life. I am excellent at compiling purposeless lists. The possibility exists that I am more fun in person than via computer. I have never gotten into a tug-of-war with a marine platoon. I am a better conversationalist than Generalissimo Francisco Franco. I have never landed a light aircraft on the Whitehouse lawn. Nor have I landed a light aircraft near the Kremlin. I hardly ever slurp when drinking soup. I have never opened fire on a group of unarmed people. I don't use "pet names" for body parts. I do my own laundry. So far, I have managed to not decapitate myself. The voices in my head told me you would like me. My toothpaste has been shown to be an effective decay preventive dentifrice that can be of significant value when used as directed in a conscientiously applied program of oral hygiene and regular professional care. I do not drink and drive. (At least not alcohol) You'll never get a collect call from me. It will be a life-enriching experience. My psychic friends said you will. There's no compelling reason why you shouldn't. I have never passed out on any world leader's front lawn. I'm smarter than the average male. I promise to spend very little of our time together staring at other women. Just do it! I am anxious to find someone to share my hopes, dreams and wishes with. I understand the difference between their, there and they're. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated. I'll supply the chocolate chip cookies. I am faster than an unfired bullet. I am gainfully employed. I check the expiration date on my milk carton. You know in your heart that it's the right thing to do. We are of opposite genders in the same species. Extensive research has proven that I am, indeed, a carbon based life form. I use my seat belt. I'm no worse than most other men, and maybe better than some. It would make me smile. It might make you smile too. I subscribe to the theory that the world is round. I usually answer my pages in 30 minutes or less. I have a pulse. I know how to perform the Heimlich Maneuver. I have never been used as a human sacrifice. I close the cover before striking a safety match. I have never stopped to think and forgotten to start again. I am cleverly disguised as a responsible adult. I'm growing older, but not growing up. I try to help the sane adjust to reality. I "Just Say No" to drugs. I practice random kindness. There aren't enough scoundrels in your life. I am weird enough for most purposes. I do not suffer from lockjaw (foot-in-mouth disease is another matter). As far as I know, I don't snore. (At least, I've never heard myself doing so). Biological imperatives override cultural and intellectual considerations. I'm not really obnoxious, just tact-impaired. I have an imagination, and I don't mind using it. I don't let friends drive drunk. I try to never take myself too seriously. I am the culmination of millions of years of random mutations. I am (maybe too) open and honest in my relationships. I have made mistakes, but I'm a stronger person because of it.
What I want: someone with dreams and goals, ambitions, goal driven, easy to talk to. who will understand me.